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Hey everyone
I thought a lot about how to make progress reports in these development updates much more tangible.
> TRANSLATION: "I have been thinking a lot about how to bullshit you in new ways, how can I fuck you out of your money and look like I am totally not the bad guy. I have been thinking about how to type bullshit, instead of actually doing any honest work"
(wall of text of word salad bullshit drivel to satisfy the curiosity of my simps who need some length of text to feel like their money is totally not simply thrown into the void for nothing)
Now one more thing: We are hiring!
We are hiring a writer for the team. We are looking for someone who can write good and witty dialogue, has professional writing experience and can show us some of their previous works.
> TRANSLATION: "I have literally CHECKED OUT of this, of this game, of this occupation, and have started the mental proccess of eliminating any sense of personal responsibility of what happens with this game, and am not hiring scapegoats that I will rationalize in my brain are to blame for whatever happens. I have signed off any concern that I have with this, this is literally goodbye. If you don't get it yet, you are a desperate brainlet."
Now here are the initial stats. These don't include tasks that have been already completed before we started using the project management tool. I will update this next week.
- Fake numbers to WOW you
> TRANSLATION: I have found a technical bullshit explanation why I will no longer even dignify any legitimate question you may have,
I know it's taking a long time.
> TRANSLATION: "I'm totally one of YOU, guyz, promise, I am TOTALLY just as outraged as YOU are, guyzzzzz, for real, don't bother putting 1 + 1 and coming to any conclusions about my leeching your wallet dry for NOTHING in return, semester after semester."
including a whole redesign of the flow of the gameplay,
> TRANSLATION: "redesign" = the eternal "NEW REDESIGN OF GAMEPLAY" that I will repeat over and over, on every single progress update, without any specifics because you will continue to eat my BULLSHIT, I just need to type the words "redesign of GAMEPLAY", and you, supporter, like the brainlet you are, you are going to say to yourself: "A-HA, that is why he is taking so long, of course, a BRAND NEW REDESIGN.... totally understandable..."
among a LOT of other things. So, bear with us, please. It will be worth it.
> TRANSLATION: "other things" = "nothing, there are no ""things"", I am literally just BULLSHITTING you for the 100,000 th time, how are you still paying me?"
And as always, huge thanks for all your support!
-Dr Sin
> TRANSLATION: "Wow, just WOW. How the fuck are you still paying me? LMAO. Bye"
